Richard

It’s ironic, really.

Our latest HMBoy Richard works in a top clothes shop.

Actually, to be more precise, he works in a "leading gentlemen’s outfitters".

The sort of place where the prices are so high that they only need to sell a couple of specially-made-to-measure suits a day in order to pay all the costs and wages and still make a very nice little profit on top.

Yet Richard, even though he’d never be dumb enough to say so up front to the boss, doesn’t actually like working there very much at all.

“I wouldn’t be seen dead in clothes like that”, he says, as he lounges back in his casual hoodie and smokes a cigarette.

“They’re just for old rich dudes.”

In fact, as our photo set clearly indicates, Richard would much rather be out of his clothes altogether.

Before he joined the company, Richard had thought it might be fun getting to measure up a few young guys for a few new pairs of pants - but it didn’t really work out that way.

“The senior assistants are all gay as well, and as soon as anyone hot comes through the door he’s whisked away to the Executive Fitting Room and I never even get a look at his underwear!”

We think, however, that Richard’s problems may soon be at an end.  After all, if those senior Assistants are gay, maybe they’ll be looking at our HMBoys website too.

And if they read here what young Richard has to say about the not liking the job, maybe it won't be too long before he's spending even more time in the non-clothes business than he’d previously expected...