Alexis

One of the great pleasures of working at the HMBoys HQ, Twink Towers, is meeting and getting to know the office boy.  Actually, that should read "office boys", because they do seem to come and go - or even cum and go - at quite a rate.  

But if you'd assumed that any young HMBoys employee would be hired simply on the basis of their cuteness, you'd be wrong.  In fact, we desperately need administrative support here in the office because that's not one of the boss's strongest points.  Indeed, an ex-employee once pointed out that his idea of filing was what he did to his fingernails before a night out cruising the bars.

But finding a competent office boy hasn't been easy recently because the local schools and colleges haven't been turning out young men who you could remotely describe as intellectually equipped for the world of work - even when that work isn't much more than the aforesaid filing, answering the phone, making cups of coffee and, if they're lucky, fluffing a nervous model or two.  Quite frankly, these days we've given up expecting anything better than that.

In fact, we blame our last office boy, Troy, for our newest set of pictures.  Not, of course, that there's anything at all wrong with the model Alexis.  Far from it!  He's cute as a button and, if you've got half the eye for hot boys that we think you have, he'll be right up your street.

We suspect, though, that Troy simply forgot to send young Alexis our usual guidelines, asking that models keep their photos interesting by posing in a variety of interesting and attractive settings and maybe using the odd prop - or even a sex toy - to add a bit of variety.

Maybe, on the other hand, Alexis got the guidelines but he simply didn't understand what they meant.  In which case, we may as well hire him as our new office boy here and now.