Aleksas

Well, there's a surprise for you!

I bet you thought that - just like virtually every other internet porn site - we'd be celebrating the festive season by sticking our model in a Santa outfit at least six sizes too big for him, huh?

OK, OK, I know we did that last year (remember our HMBoy Robby? But at least he soon got the outfit off so that you could see what he really wanted to show you!)

But since our redesign a few months ago, HMBoys.com has risen above cheap stunts like that (well, we're going to this year, anyway)

So although a set of Christmas images featuring a boy called Aleksas might conjure up images of some cute Slav kid playing about in deep Siberian snowdrifts, this particular Aleksas has never seen a deep snowdrift in his life.

Because he's not in Russia.

Or even Europe.

He's right on the other side of the world in New Zealand - and that, of course, explains why his Christmas pictures are set in the southern hemisphere's bright summer sunshine.

But even if their weather doesn't manage to live up to the traditional image of Christmas, those Kiwis sure love to carry on the tradition of the old home country in lots of other ways.

And one of them is going out hunting on the day after Christmas.

It's not the scarlet tunic, horseback, "tally-ho" foxhunting type of thing. In New Zealand they're far too politically correct to go in for that.

It's drag racing.

Now, guys, don't get too excited. I'm not referring to a cross-country marathon between men dressed up as poor copies of Barbra Steisand, Barbie Doll or - God forbid! - Barbara Bush.

No, I mean a race where the trail isn't set by a live fox but by a guy laying down a scent in advance of the pack of hounds.

There's no blood - unless the guy laying down the scent hasn't been given a long enough start - and it's just as much fun.

And that's where our friend Aleksas comes in.

Because this year, when he needed the money to but presents for his folks, he agreed to lay down the scent for a December 26 hunt.

But it was no ordinary hunt.

The guys who paid him to do it were a group of gay friends.

With money.

And they were willing to spend it.

But they imposed one condition.

The scent they wanted Aleksas to lay down or them was the smell of his own body.

His naked body.

And that gave Aleksas another money-making idea - to get a friend to photograph him doing it and then send the pictures to us!

Of course, any set of pictures on HMBoys.com wouldn't be complete without the tantalising open slow striptease.

And Aleksas was very good at that.

But then he had to decide exactly where he was going to leave his scent.

And which parts of his body he was going to use to do it.

Hmmm... That sure was puzzling...

But, with not much time before the dogs would be hot on his trail, Aleksas just started rubbing himself all over a few trees (sometimes a boy's just gotta suffer for his art!)

 But then something occurred to him.

Perhaps, just to be certain, he ought to leave a few stronger, more easily identifiable smells for the dogs to track?

By which time he was getting so excited about his new job that he just had to leave the very best scent of all...

And that's how our New Zealand HMBoy Aleksas spent the day after Christmas!

By the way, in case you're wondering, the dogs and the hunters did eventually catch up with him, though sadly we don't have a photographic record of what they did to him then.

We're sure, though, that it was something appropriately festive - or maybe we misheard the story and it was really something fistive!

So, now we suggest that you follow the example set by Aleksas and his friends right away.

Put your coat on and go out on your very own boy-hunt!

Good hunting!

And, from Aleksas and all of us at HMBoys.com, best wishes for a very happy and prosperous New Year!