Lucas / Andrew

HMBoys.com inter-office memo to: MR SAM
From: VACLAV
Subject: VARIOUS MATTERS

Hello Mr Sam

Welcome back from your vacation. I hope you had a good time in Praha and visited all the places I recommended.

Of course, now that I've moved here to Canada, Prague (as you call it in English) is not my hometown any more - but I guess it hasn't changed too much in a year.

Did you visit the Backroom Butt Boys bar like I said? I think the go-go boys there are incredible.

Do they still have the one who does the trick with the tub of butter, the fire hose and the live python, all at the same time?

Wow, that was awesome.

God knows what it does to the poor python, but it always used to bring tears to my eyes!

I think, by the way, you were wise to be on vacation while we launched the redesigned HMBoys.com site. In the last few days before it went live, things were just chaotic around here.

As you well know, Sam, I don't like to tell tales - but I thought office managers were supposed to keep cool and calm at all times? And I must tell you that Art hasn't looked so hot and bothered since that day he lost his signed Ethel Merman albums at Stiffyboy's All-Male Theatre when we went to Toronto.

And while I'm on the subject of office duties, by the way, can I just remind you that I'm still awaiting the better position you've promised me several times in the past year.

After all, as I've told you before, when I wrote in offering to work for you for almost nothing I was actually applying to be an HMBoys model. I applied for a job because I wanted to work with some of my favourite boys on the site.

I wanted to get fresh with Francois… intimate with Ivan… and horny with Harold (although he needs to change that name first).

Instead of which, the only thing I end up getting very familiar with in this office is filing and photocopying.

As I've told you before, please bear in mind that when the job of the HMBoys.com official fluffer is next available, I want to jump right to the front of that queue.

I think I deserve it.

And I also think I deserve a bonus, if you don't mind me saying so, for all the hard work I've done clearing out the office while you've been away.

You will not believe the amount of junk I've uncovered and thrown away. It's a wonder the authorities haven't closed us down as a health hazard after seeing the contents of the trashcans.

Given the nature of the work we do, I suppose the odd used condom or two is only to be expected.

But 73 of them seems somewhat excessive - and that's just the ones I was able to peel off the carpet.

I'm afraid, too, that some of the studio props were way past their sell-by dates and have had to be disposed of.

I know, Mr Sam, that you were particular fond of the leather mask in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet - but it's beginning to smell bad (don't ask me why) and that can make it very difficult to work in the office.

The gynaecological implements, too, were rusting badly in places - at least, I hope those marks were rust! - and I have discarded them too.

I've also been rationalising the company's accounts. You won't believe what a mess they were in.

I've re-entered all the members' credit card details into the database in a far more logical way, though unfortunately the stupid bank staff seem to have difficulty in understanding it. I hope they will get to grips with it soon though - and, although we have received no money at all for the past ten days, that all will be working properly again.

Anyway, there's even more good news!

In going through all the old HMBoys' files, I found the one that had been missing for some time.

The one for Andrew and Lucas.

You may remember the guys from a year or so back - I think we've got one or two sets of them posted on the site right now.

Anyway, the file contained some real hot pics of the boys that we've never used before.

And, if the reaction they generated last time is anything to go by, our members will be delighted to see them.

Their set starts with some good close-up shots.

First Lucas…

And then Andrew…

Of course, as you'd expect, it's not too long before the boys get off their clothes and get down to business…

Here are a few more samples to give you a flavor…

There's plenty more stuff like that - the boys obviously got real turned on by each other.

In fact, there were so many pictures there that it was hard to choose the one's we'll use on the site.

In the end, though, you would have been proud of me.

I made a good selection and then threw the rest out with the garbage.

For a poor Czech boy, I'm learning the porn industry real good, no?

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HMBoys.com inter-office memo to: ART
From: SAM
Subject: VACLAV

Hi Art

Please see the new kid's memo above.

I refuse to have this idiot on the payroll any longer.

If he's so darned fond of the python, buy him a tub of butter and a one-way ticket back to Prague.

And don't forget to deduct the cost from his pay.

Bounce this particular Czech right outa here.

He's fired.