Etienne

What better setting for farm boy Etienne than for us to pose him on a pile of freshly cut hay?

For those of you who are film buffs (and we mean proper movies - not just your collection of XXX classics stuffed under the bed), you'll note the similarity to that famous image of Jane Russell in The Outlaw (see it at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outlaw)

Except, maybe, that Jane Russell's got breasts...

Mind you, she's also holding a six-shooter in her hand.

And, when you think about it, I guess that our young Etienne's holding a shooter in his hand too...

Actually, though, he wasn't too happy about the setting.  All that hay may look very nice, he reckons, but it sure as hell isn't that comfortable to sit on.

Hence you'll note that he keeps most of his ass covered, even when he's got that deadly weapon of his on display.

Somehow, then, we think that Etienne's probably not cut out for life on the farm - and he agrees!

"You bet I'm not", he tells us.

I'm just waiting for a break so I can get outa here."

Well, who's to say that that's just a dream?

After all, even the aforesaid Jane Russell was just a humble receptionist before making it big in Tinsel Town and winning a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.    

So maybe a Hollywood studio beckons for Etienne?

And, if not, we're sure that he'll find plenty to do in West Hollywood!