Rocky

You'll notice that HMBoy Rocky chose to have his pictures taken in the neighbourhood park.

That's because it's where he spends quite a bit of time - though usually that's after dark, when the daytime visitors have been replaced by guys who aren't there just to admire the trees and the flowers.

Of course, unlike us, the guys meeting Rocky after dark won't be able to see and to appreciate his impressive taste in well-labelled - if not quite "designer label" -clothes.

You'll notice the jacket that looks like it's been sponsored by the New York Tourism Authority...

The Fila sleeveless vest... 

The 50cent jeans(look for the tiny red logo on the left thigh).

You'll have noticed, though, that young Rocky seems to have missed a trick.  Where's the designer underwear?

He explains quite reasonably that, in the circumstances of the photoshoot - a public park in broad daylight - he needed to be able to strip off quickly and easily for theHMBoys camera, so it made more sense to go "commando".

But had he chosen to put on some underwear that day, he tells us, it would probably have been his old favourite - Calvin Klein.

In which case it occurs to us that it's probably all for the best that Rocky cruises the park when it's real dark...

Because then the guys he meets won't be able to read that distinctive advertising logo on the waistband...

Or rather, in those circumstances, it would be negative advertising - because, if you know even just a little German, you'll probably be aware that klein translates into English as small!