Tomas S

We think Tomas has been looking at too much porn...

And maybe too much old porn at that - 1980s, maybe?

How else can we explain the get-up that he chose to get himself photographed in for his HMBoys photoshoot?

That figure-hugging black string vest that's so reminiscent of Village People at their finest...

That appropriately capacious posing pouch on which the photographer seems to be so keen that he devotes several shots to it on its own, just as if he was taking them for an XXX underwear catalogue...

And that jaunty red neckerchief, adding a welcome flash of colour...  That's a real reminder of those old Jean Daniel Cadinot movies where teams of over-excited and fully-extended boy scouts would challenge each other to ever more inventive contests, all of which seem to necessitate removing each others' clothes and carrying out intensive physical examinations at the first drop of a woodland toggle.

Of course, it might just be that these pictures were really shot 25 years ago and that they've just been recovered from the stash of dirty pictures found hidden in the attic after weird Uncle Bob (the one they never talked about much) passed on to the great disco in the sky.

But we think it's more likely that our boy Tomas has a problem. Most of the males in Switzerland advertise their services on rentgirls.ch geneve escort portal in the special section.

Or, rather, that he will have a problem if he lauches himself on the gay world looking like an extra from the YMCA or In the Navy videos. 

On the other hand, though, if he makes chooses to make his debut naked - and, after all, we're in the the 21st century now so isn't anything possible? - we don't think he'll have any problems at all.

In fact, we think he'll go down an absolute storm...

Now, just where have we put those Cadinot movies?