Forrest

Forrest, so he told us, has always had a thing about porn - ever, in fact, since he found his dad's copy of Hot Horny Housewives hidden at the back of the garage. 

And our boy still, it seems, remembers that day clearly as, after he'd asked his dad why mom didn't do the housework buck naked like the girls in the magazine, he was given the biggest paddling of his life and sent straight to bed.

Yes, ever since then Forrest's been determined to get into porn - though it's straight porn that he's aiming at.

So why come to HMBoys, then?

Well, it seems that, with hundreds of testosterone-filled young guys competing for jobs that they've always fantasised about, it's a pretty difficult career path...  So Forrest had the brainwave of getting a bit of useful work experience with us.  That way, he worked out, he'd get a reference that would really help him break into the business: Gets hard real quick... Can fuck for hours at a time... Shoots a big load... Will let you suck his dick for a few extra bucks... (OK, we made that last one up - but it's a nice thought, isn't it?)

Funnily enough, Forrest turned out to be a lot easier to work with than many of the gay boys who cross the HMBoys threshold.  He was co-operative, down to earth, undemanding and a real natural in front if the camera.

And because of his friendly, chatty disposition, our time with him was even, as it turned out, something of an education for us.

Thanks to young Forrest we're now far more familiar than before - and far more familiar than we really want to be - with the current slang terms that straight boys use for parts of the female anatomy (including one or two that we never even knew existed!)

But we, on the other hand, at least managed to teach him a new adult entertainment industry phrase that, given his name, is a pretty appropriate one. 

Yes, young Forrest now knows exactly what it means to "get wood."