Antoni

If you've got a particularly good memory - or if you especially warmed to him on his previous HMBoys appearance - you'll know that Antoni's distinguishing characteristic is that he isn't especially fond of water.

Now don't get us wrong, here. 

We don't mean that he doesn't wash, or anything like that.

In fact, our photographer, who, believe us, knows every single square inch of Antoni's body by now, assures us that the kid is absolutely squeaky clean.

But, as we told you before, Antonmi just isn't very good when it comes to anything to do with boats and the sea.

So it came as quite a surprise when we heard that his second set of pictures was shot, as you can see, at a beach resort.

Mind you, Antoni isnt stupid.  He wasn't going to pose au naturel on a flat sandy beach, surrounded by dozens of family holidaymakers.

He knew that, just along from the main beach, there was a strtch of rocks...  Useful, because no-one else would be eccentric enough to be sunbathing there and also because the rocks gave good cover just in case anyone else was passing by.

In any case, as Antoni - who isn't just a pretty face - pointed out, the stony setting lent a whole new meaning to the term he uses to describe his favourite activity - getting his rocks off.